i honestly wanted to die last night but that’s also what pence wants and i am, if nothing else, a creature fueled by spite.
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We just gave the nuclear codes to a guy whose Twitter had to be taken away.
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how good are you at avoiding your responsibilities on a scale of 1 to horace slughorn turning himself into an armchair and faking his own death
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I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like “what is it?!” and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty.
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This Australian Cattle Dog puppy is perfectly camouflaged! (Source: http://i.imgur.com/bxkawsp.jpg)
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When writing a thank you card, Tom Hanks simply has to write “T.Hanks”.
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gogu:
He’s sad :(
why.
hes not sad hes just having a sit
Just One Of Those Days.
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People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000
Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong
They would be 84 years old; that’s achievable this day and age.
they would literally be 984 years old i………….
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Do y'all realize people are genuinely afraid for their lives???
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The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen
Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.
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Stay safe. Fight back. And sit tight because these next 4 years are gonna be one hell of a ride.
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I wonder how the meteor that was supposed to hit us back in 2012 is doing and if it’s interested in hitting us now
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It’s time to lie on the floor
Everybody’s doing it. Just get horizontal. Get down there.